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So . . . The weekend forum ^^; Hey, you guys. How've you been? Doing well, I hope! I . . . Won't lie . . . I've been sitting here for the past hour, trying to come up with something quirky and fun to talk about, but . . . Alas, I've failed. SO, I want you guys to help me out and liven the place up, okies? Good. Glad to know you got my back . . . Just one question, though . . .

You're on your way to your dream job interview, and realize you've forgotten your shoes and you're wearing a bird's nest as a hat. What are you gonna tell your potential new boss when he sees you?