I'm really feeling it!

So. Hi. I'm DocSeuss, and for those of you who don't know me, I'm the bastard who once got a 200+ comment thread started about how silly Metal Gear Solid was. I tend to write long things, and sometimes, I write them about Payday: The Heist. Lately, I've been getting into some adventures with a band of heroes known as Team Orphan Meat, comprised of individuals like Xavus, Mr. Blooey, TastySatsuma, and a bunch of others.


Though Payday may be our game of choice, we're ultimately a group of players ready for anything co-operative, so long as it's awesome. Don't think of us like a bunch of high-level elitist players, though: One thing we really enjoy is taking new and low-level players through games, helping them level up, get achievements, and so on and so forth. Now, we've begun sharing our adventures with you through our Twitch channel. Additionally, we've got a Steam group set up, which is pretty easy to get invited to.

So, yeah. Check us out on Twitch, recommend some games you'd like us to play (we're going to try to figure out how to four-player Dark Souls at some point), and, hey, if you'd like to play with us—maybe you've got a co-op game that needs some love, like Far Cry 3 or Syndicate—let us know! We play just about any time, particularly on the weekends, and there enough of us that pretty much any time, we're available to play with you.

Oh yeah: We've been developing our own, weird terminology as well, so be forewarned. For instance, "Speedrun Strategy" went to "Speedrun Strats," and finally, "Sprats."

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