BLARGH! I'M YELLING AT ALL OF YOU BECAUSE THAT'S HOW STUFF WORKS OR SOMETHING. POINT IS, I'M BEING LOUD. OBSERVE MY LOUDNESS . . . SO, ANYWAYS, HERE'S TEN RANDOM QUESTIONS.

I- What's cooler? A ceiling fan with flames on the tips to make it look faster, or an ice cube on fire?

II- You know how I said this was a caps lock edition? Yea, I lied. And since this isn't really a question, just answer "Yes" or "No" for the sake of making it look nice.

III- Quick! The meadow is on fire! What do you do!?

IV- So, for X reason, you decide to fire an M198 cannon. What are two things you need to do the moment it fires?

V- The day turned orange for no apparent reason. What flavor ice cream do you wish to have?

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VI- Would you prefer to live in a bee colony, or an ant one?

VII- So, one day, you realize that your friend has secretly been stealing the shoelaces from everyone he meets. How do you react?

VIII- What brand of shampoo do you use?

IX- What is the most disgusting thing you've found in your food?

X- So, you're going to cook something. What type of oil do you think is best?