A is for Abilities, which can go up or down at any given time.
B is for Boss, be they regular or mini
C is for Characters, of which you will meet many and be many
D is for Dice, they will determine your destiny
E is for Endings, they sucked in the 80s
F is for Fire, the best element to have
G is for Goat. You can simulate one on Steam
H is for HP. You never have enough of it when you really need it.
I is for In App Purchase. The bane of the modern gamer
J is for Joystick. Not that one you perverts!
K is for Koopa. King of the turtles, bane of plumbers, and a dude who can’t take a hint about if a girl likes him or not.
L is for Link. Legend Of Zelda? I don’t think so.
M is for Mario. The real king of games.
N is for Nintendo. They own your childhood.
O is for Orc. Don’t feel bad about killing a lot of them
P is for Platformer. The only genre we had in the 80s.
Q is for Q-Bert. Game was weird as hell. I was glad he got a “Wreck it Ralph” cameo.
R is for Rental. Nothing worse than having to return a game you were SO close to beating in the days before saving was easy.
S is for Solid Snake. No one will buy the box routine in the real world however.
T is for Tactics. You don’t always need them, but they help
U is for Underwater. Everyone loves underwater levels right?....where did you guys go?
V is for Vita. It deserved better than it got from Sony.
W is for Wii. Much giggle commenced when Nintendo changed from the name “Revolution”.
X is for Xbox. Remember when people laughed at the idea of Microsoft making a game console?
Y is for YuGiOh. YOUR MOVE!
Z is for Zone. You’ll find these in the MMO of your choice?