So, apparently this is a thing I'm supposed to do.


Welcome to the First something-ly or something-ual Dating Game, where fellow Kotakuites can find their perfect matches. Just look at all those happy faces up above! So happy.

You can be happy too! I have no idea how this is supposed to work so...all you singles (and polygamists) out there are free to submit your applications right here. Maybe you have a super sexy (PG) rated photo or something you want to include. Maybe you want to share your height, weight, a/s/l, blood type, favorite foods, favorite games or genres (we are on a gaming website after all), favorite deities, favorite ritual sacrifices, or whatever.

Seriously, I have no idea what I'm doing right now. I absolve myself of all responsibility for what goes on in the comments below.

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