From my warped mind, I present to you the DESTINY J. PETERMAN Catalog. I was hit by a rare wave of inspiration this morning to fuse the worlds of Destiny and fashion via the medium of Twitter.

For the uninitiated, J. Peterman is a clothing company known for their borderline absurd descriptions of items and were popularized by Seinfeld. The descriptions themselves are quite creative, and alas, I'm not exactly the most creative person. Not to mention it's tough fitting everything in 140 characters. So I open up to you, the TAY community, for suggestions and contributions. Also, I chose a Hunter, so I'd need help with the Titan and Warlock's equipment.