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Tonight’s Topic: Sliding Scale of Fictional Character Attractiveness

Okay okay okay, so I’ve been reading a lot of New 52 Bat-titles lately. Perhaps an unhealthy amount for such a short period of time, but point is, I have developed OPINIONS. I assume a fair number of you dorks have strong opinions on Batman characters as well, so let’s get right into it.

- Please rank members of the Bat-Family in order of least- to most-dateable.

- Then rank them in order of hotness. Does your order change?

- You may include any villains or recurring characters if you like.

- Damian is obviously excluded (do I even have to specify this? lol)

OKAY, GO!! ... No? Too weird? Alright, alright, fine. Whether you want to dive into the topic at hand or grace us with whatever randomness is on your mind, the Graveyard Shift is now in session!