Yooo, welcome to The Graveyard Shift! This is your nightly safe space to eat, pray, love, and shoot the shit with your fellow nerds here on Talk Amongst Yourselves, Kotaku’s reader-run blog. Whether sticking to the topic at hand or throwing out whatever randomness is on your mind, hop on in!

Tonight’s Topic: Would you rather fight 100 cat-sized rhinos, or one rhino-sized cat???

The rules:

1. You may choose one weapon.

2. You must fight alone.

3. Your foe(s) must be defeated within one hour.

4. The fight will take place in a gladiatorial arena (so no hiding, climbing a tree, etc.).


The Graveyard Shift is now in session! CHOOSE WISELY.