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Tonight's Shift ... But regardless he coming for all of us.

Hello all! It's almost the 25th, and 16 days left of this year. AHHHHHHHHHHH!

You know when thinking of X-mas, and the associated characters. All I can think is how much they suck compared to the modern Robot Santa Claus; Efficient, deadly, and jolly.


Well at least to the ones here in the states.

Ever heard of the Yule Cat?

It's a cat from Icelandic folklore, that comes and visits young children on Christmas. Sound cute right? Nope.


He actually eats kids who did not get clothes as presents or rather who did not nit their own clothes. Rather than having a naughty or nice gig going like saint Nick. A big o'l Godzilla size cat just comes and eats you for not getting clothes. The shitties of presents.

So be grateful that all robot Santa Claus does is break your legs.

So fellow TAYers, do you know any bloodthirsty crazy folklore for these ending times of 2014? Any favorites? Or would you rather come up with one like Robot Santa Claus? Well, whatever you choose to do, feel free to talk about life, games, and whatever your heart desires.



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