Can't sleep? Does the internet have you under its passionate clutches!? Working on your final project? Maybe just working? Did you just get out of bed? Well, the answer to all your problems is in this little bottle: Vitameatavegami—... erm... wait...

Sorry everyone! I'm still getting used to this, because, as you might have noticed, I have taken over the shift on Thursdays!

So welcome, fellow TAYers, to the Graveyard Shift. Tonight, we're going to talk about something completely uncontroversial: "games or hardware you wish you never bought".

Now not so fast, PyramidHeadcrab! I see you with your picture of Shadow of the Colossus already drawn, hiding with your magnificent pile of free Steam games. So let me tell you that I only want games from this generation (no, you can't use the HD version, that's cheating).

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So let me hear it, folks, what was your biggest financial regret this generation? It could be Mindjack, or those pompoms for your Wiimote, or if you have your fire extinguisher handy, you could even pick a console! The possibilities are... well, they're actually still restricted to this generation, sorry about that.

"But Neryl," I hear a dignified objection from an unmarked and unloved grave, "What if I'm a game connoisseur and indulge in only the finest of handcrafted interactive media?" Then you can use this as an open forum, you game genius, you! You've earned it.

Did the topic just not interest you? Did you really buy Wii pompoms and not want to talk about it? Feel free to use this to talk about your day, share some interesting news, or whatever else you desire! The Thursday Graveyard Shift is now open!

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The Graveyard Shift is not responsible for your late night procrastination, job loss, or failing grades. All those other problems you're having, though, you can totally blame on Kluge. I'm not saying there was a giant pentagram and a book of TAY usernames in the center when Boots and I got here, but I will say I had to hose the place down.