I'm really feeling it!
I'm really feeling it!
Illustration for article titled The Return of TAY Spotlight

It's been asked for, jokes have been made, it's been on hiatus for months, and now it's back. The TAY Author Spotlight has finally reappeared to take on the job of asking the hard-hitting questions. Rest assured, our team of interviewers (me) are on the case. This week we've got a familiar face.

Hello Dex and welcome to the TAY Spotlight! Tell us about yourself.

...Huh? What?

Aw come on, tell us a bit about yourself Dex.

Oh hell, it's happening again isn't it? This is that Meta-TAY spotlight thing again right? I thought we agreed to never do this again?!


I don't remember that. I'm just doing an interview here.

Listen, we already made this joke! We already talked to each other for two or three minutes and learned that I'm really, really good at winding myself up!

This isn't a joke though! I just want to learn more about you!

WE ALREADY DID THIS DAMN YOU. We already did this one-on-one exercise in futility!


But was I here?

Yes you- Wait a minute, who the hell are you?

Oh! A Plot Twist!

I'm am you, and you are me.

You just copied me! That was my line!

Oh this is dramatic, tell us about yourself big text.

Don't encourage him... me... whatever!

Well, you see, I'm just another part of your personality grasping for my identity in this world.

Ohhhhhh, dramatic.

Ohhhhhh, both of you go to hell.

Tell us, what do you do for a living?


Well, right now I'm working at Avalanche Software as an intern.

I work there too!

I just... I... why?

I assure you, I do not jest.

That's it, I'm out of here, and that means I'm taking both of you with me.

Wait! Before we go, is there anything else you want to say Big Text?

Cut the red wire.

This ends now. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

This interview was facilitated by even more Schizophrenia.


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