The spirits of the cockroaches glow white under my feet
It took two days for no more to be seen
My kingdom now shines and I victory dance
"Thank goodness it's now all clean"

The sloth named Leif was found sleeping outside
When I woke him, he tricked me into weeding
Two of the sixty-three weeds managed to survive
But Heaven knows I tried

Don't let friends know, Don't let them see
What Shampoodle did to your bedhead hair for the 3000 bell fee
Don't let friends know what you are trying to conceal...
...Oh snap, seems they're already judging me

And now they know!

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Let it grow! Maybe it'll grow?
How the hell should I know?
Here I stand, with not enough bells in hand
So let this hair hide on under

...Fedoras never bothered me anyway.

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