What might happen if we got a Super Smash Bros.-style Mario Kart mash-up? And if PlayStation characters started showing up, too?
YouTube animator Flashgitz takes a totally NSFW stab at it in this cartoon, but since it's the weekend you probably don't have to worry about it. Unless you're at work on the weekend, which I totally get.
Anyway, you have been warned. Contains naughty language and partial Peach / Daisy nudity. Enjoy the rest of your weekend.