Leave it to Japan to have the answer. Wanna see a box of fries battle an iPhone case? Or a tissue box against a toy robot? You're in the right place.

The result is a sumo-style battle between poorly-designed robots, and it's hilarious. Watch the video above to see Barbie dolls with spinning appendages attempt to defeat motorized dust pans. It's the best kind of stupid.

Our own PHC asked that I post this for you, as he's unable to at the moment. What kind of robot would you make? What would you want it to fight? Let me know in the comments.